Saturday, April 08, 2006

Balu(Dog) War !

Jeffry & his wife came along and left one of their four dogs ‘Choo Choo Boo’ with us for a week, till next Saturday. We thought that the dog we already had, ‘Johnny’ would appreciate the company of a female dog (biatch), but alas, it didn’t seem so initially. We chained both the mongrels and slowly let them get to know each other. Tame as ‘Choo Choo Boo’ (CCB) is, he was all out to be buddies with mine, but the savage, possessive and ultra hyper ‘Johnny Boy’ just didn’t seem to hear of it. He first sniffed at the new playmate, and did the doggy dog thing and then pounced at poor frightened CCB. Dang ! There vanished all hopes of having the new dog over.

Spoke to a couple of people whether they’d like to help us out with looking after the fellow, to which Shyam finally agreed. Big relief! But thought we’d give CCB and Johnny one more chance before we gave CCB away to Shyam. So there Mummy was holding the chained ‘CCB’ who is all calm, scared & whiny and Daddy with the frowning, boisterous & jumpy Johnny.

Long spans of sniffing and quite a number of spit baths after, the two are finally buddies. Peace is finally dawned at the Kanagaratnam habitat. Phew! My Dog’s got a fiancé after 9 long years of waiting and trying to snatch the biatches on the road (who already belonged to some other mongrel). I hope they’d be playmates in the future than humping mates, coz all I saw ‘Johnny’ do was hump her and she shake him off.

Looks like Mummy is already contemplating on whether or not to keep the furry female with us for good. Does this call for horrible nightmares or a sweet site of some juicy animal romance? Only heaven knows.

Observations a coupla hours after : ‘Chooo Choo Boo’ seems to be having ticks and pregnant. Might not keep her after all. 'Johnny' deserves a fresh yummy lady, not an impregnated, infested, snob.

(Did I just feel a tick run across my back)…Yuck Yuck !!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

sin men...poor jhonny, :( get him a nice biatch will u.

Kaiser Kobayashi said...

juicy animal romance?!?!?!...eeeeeeeww!!!! now look what you've done..i have a vivid, graphic image of dogs doin' it...you sick sick individual (no im not sick, im just disturbed) hehehe so "johnny" finally found a date huh? wonder what the mistress is doing? :p heheh (no thats not a silent plea) and i'm SO thankful i wasnt burdened with this bitch...hehehe i probably would have shot the two of them...:s

Gobblezygook said...

Thank God, I never got the chance to ask you, to help me out with keeping the biatch :) Sweet Dog men. The annoying part is that she is too timid...she doesn't know to bark, to eat biscuits, to drink milk, to play...It doesn't do nothing a normal healthy dog does :/

I'm glad that my dog is hyper hyper active. I'd hate to have a dog as uninteresting as her.

Anonymous said...

hahhaha, yea u certainly are becoming a novel writer... and a "vivid" one as well!! hahha... well im not a big fan of dogs, and the gross ticks are one of the main reasons, so yea I can just imagine the pressure on ur parents too, to keep the female one around as well. Johnny alone must be a tough nut to manage! hehhe........

i've always been a cat lover... and always will be! had a cat for 12 yrs... she died last yr cos of a car accident... now we have another cat called WALTER... he's white n black... n a real lazy bum!

hehe anywayz pal, gud luck wid da dog issues!